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Posted by clueless [201.202.25.26] on Friday, July 30, 2010 at 21:43:48 :
In Reply to: This is funny posted by Jerry in Idaho [64.139.238.43] on Friday, July 30, 2010 at 17:03:49 :
too true
a lady brings her sick duck to the vet
the vet puts the duck on his table and looks it over
he says but maam your duck is dead
to which she exclaim no no he canīt be do something
so the vet whistles to the back room and out comes a big black lab who thereupon jumps up on the exam table looks the duck over and gives it a sniff shakes his head and jumps off the table
again the vet says maam iīm terribly sorry but your duck is dead
to which she histerically screams he canīt be heīs my favorite duck do something!!
Again the vet whistles to the back and a big tom cat comes out and jumps up on the table and give the duck a gander and a sniff shakes his head and jumps off the table to which the vet once again says heīs sorry but the duck is deceased.
the lady accepts the situation and says ok doc how much do I owe you
to which the vet says $2000 to which the lady jumps out of her chair complaining
you want $2000 to tell me i got a dead duck
to which the vet says well if you would have believed me the first time i wouldnīt have charged you a penny, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan things add up
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