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Posted by Jerry in Idaho [64.139.238.43] on Friday, July 30, 2010 at 17:03:49 :
Nothing to do with Power Wagons.
Governor
> of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
> trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
>
>1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
> and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing
> what is natural.
>
>2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing
>it for diseases & $500 upon relocating it.
>
> 3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
>
> 4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting
>checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound
> bandaged.
>
> 5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
>services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is
>clear of dangerous
>animals.
>
> 6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing
>a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
>
> 7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies
>and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
>
> 8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping
>the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
>
> 9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
>
> 10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit
>against the state.
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>
>Arizona:
Governor
> of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
> Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
>
> 1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging.
Governor
> has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
>
> 2. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
>
>And that's why California is broke.
>
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