Posted by chewie on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 12:26PM :
In Reply to: Re: Candy Boys!!!!! posted by MoparNorm on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 8:22AM :
All right. There's a newlywed couple getting ready for bed on their wedding night. He takes his pants off and throws them to her.
"Put these on", he says.
"I can't wear these, they're much too big!", she told him.
"That's right", he said. "And that's the way it's going to be around here. I wear the pants!"
So she took off her panties and threw them to him. "Put these on", she told him.
"They're too small", he told her. "I can't get into these."
"Yeah", she said. "And that's the way it's going to be around here until your attitude improves!"
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