Posted by DAvid on Saturday, December 07, 2002 at 12:57PM :
In Reply to: Re: Stuudebaker vs. Power Wagon posted by steve on Saturday, December 07, 2002 at 12:22PM :
We've done this before but you must've missed it: Trucks are better than women because:
1.) Trucks don't nag
2.) Trucks don't care if you look at other trucks
3.) Trucks don't care if you spend YOUR money on other trucks
4.) Trucks get MORE valuable as they get older
5.) Trucks don't suffer from PMS
6.) Trucks don't cost you anything when sitting around
7.) Trucks don't care if you forget their date of manufacture or the day you bought them
8.) Trucks are useful and can be relied on when you REALLY need them.
9.) You can always SELL a truck (or two, or three)if money gets tight..try THAT with a wife (or two, or three)
10.) When you get rid of a truck, it doesn't think it owns 1/2 (or ALL) of your other trucks, plus "truck-imony" becasue it sat around your place for years
11.) Good sex is easier to find than a good powerwagon