Posted by George (Alberta) on Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 3:13PM :
It was announced today to a limited few that the RCMP & FBI have joined forces. Utilizing the toughest U.S. Marines, Canadian snipers,& Navy Seals. Their mission is to track down & take out Those who post tantalising & incomplete adds for power wagons. " IT is upseting all of the PW nuts on both sides of the border,& these people are the down to earth most respected citizens that stand for freedom & democracy in both countries" said spokespan W. Gretzky. Gretzky was also quoted as saying " if the snipers miss Just give me a clear shot & I`LL take them out with a slapshot". It was also noted that our GREAT ONE JOE C. has already been cleared & is now nominated to recieve" THE ORDER OF CANADA POWERWAGON AWARD". MOPAR NORM is expected to make a statement soon as he has been invited by TUGBOAT LONNIE to take command of this undercover mission. THIS information came from an unreliable & UNSTABLE Source.
REPORTING from Caroline Alberta U. W. A. N. TASTORY
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