Posted by David Sherman on Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 7:38PM :
In Reply to: Photo test - gas prices posted by Lonnie on Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 7:07PM :
That's a good one! I heard that the high gas prices are the fault of the republicans because they let the capitalist pigs in the oil companies conspire together to hold back the supply and rake in obscene profits, or the democrats because they listen to the commie enviro-freaks and pass all the stupid environmental laws that won't let oil companies drill for oil anywhere anymore, or the Arabs because they're conspiring to jack up the price of oil, or the bleeding-heart liberals who wouldn't let us nuke the Arabs back when we could've, or the oil companies because they shipped all the oil from Alaska to Japan and now it's gone, or the environmentalists because they won't let the oil companies build new pipelines and refineries, or the oil companies because they decided 10 years ago not to build more refineries in order to increase the price, or the American people because they drive too many big cars, or Bill Clinton because he got a blow job from an ugly woman, or the automobile industry because every time somebody invents a 100 mpg carburetor they buy the patent from him and supress it, or the Trilateral Commision and the Club of Rome because they're really in control of everything, or the beings from the Pleiades because they're really in control of everything, or...
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