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Posted by Chris Case [75.36.42.148] on Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 20:53:36 :
In Reply to: Dirty laundry? posted by Tim Holloway [69.54.28.229] on Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 20:25:33 :
Don't you remember how it was waaaay back when you were a kid?
Me neither. In fact, I don't remember when I forgot something.
But for while there, my memory seemed to be getting better. I remembered that I actually did sleep with all those girls I lied about in high school.
Now, I'm looking forward to ending up in one of those rest homes. You know the ones, where they give the residents a vie agra every night? It's just to keep them from rolling out of bed. ;^)
Nowadays, I just take 1/2 a pill a day. Just enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
So I went to the doctor with my problem. I said that when I was a teen, it took both hands to bend it down to relieve myself. Later, it only too took hand, and now I do it with only my thumb and fore finger. Doctor, how much stronger am I going to get?
And that's enough of that for one night, except to note that now it takes all night to do what I used to do all night.
Hey, I'm kind of getting to like this batch of prickly pair wine....