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Posted by Franz [207.69.140.20] on Saturday, September 25, 2010 at 01:22:33 :
In Reply to: the MALL O /T posted by copey [206.80.245.123] on Friday, September 24, 2010 at 07:09:01 :
Managed to stay clear of the craphole center of society mall here for years, won't even think of going to the moviehouse there cause you can't hear the movie for all the scumballs yackin on their damn phones.
Month ago the little woman announces I'm goin there to be fitted for a tux cause her baby boy found some stupid girl to marry and the girl is demonstrating her ability to warp adults into her princess moment dream. I had a few stops to make onthe way, like the lumber yard, don't see sense to duplicating a trip.
Finally pull into MegaMallSuperMess and the little woman goes to playing navigator. Must be I lost my ability to read signs. Find BonTon, like I know WTF BonTon is, the entrance is right next to BonTon. Pulled into a parking spot, hung my gimp tag and hobbled to the entrance. That BonTon place is for queers and people with bolts stuck in their faces, I made a mental note. Didn't see no damn tux shop though.
Follow me she says, and heads off between racks of overpriced crappy clothes. I lost sight of her real quick, so I just waited till she backtracked. She held onto my hand after that, kind of fun, but I could have followed the steam comin from her ears. We get into this big hallway between a bunch of boarded up stores, looks like they couldn't pay the rent, and I plop my butt on a bench. She just had to ask, so I told her when she found the tux place she could work her way back and get me cause I wasn't on no exploring trip. I remembered the last time she got me on one.
Couple minutes later she comes back and drags me to the tux place. Kid asked the name, and I told him Theif & Stupid Girl. Little woman didn't like that one bit. Salesman took me in the back to be measured, must be I ain't been wearin long pants enough years to know what size I wear. I told him I wanted fluorescent lime green, and he says the bride ordered black. I asked if the bride paid, and he said I was paying. I said if he didn't have lime green I wasn't anything. They got lime green. Little woman didn't look one bit happy. They even wanted to rent me a pair of plastic shoes with cardboard soles. I told him I had good boots.
Them mall places ain't for civilized humans.
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