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Posted by Bill Kerfoot on Monday, June 22, 2009 at 22:25:33 :
In Reply to: Idaho - what a difference a day makes posted by MIKE STONE COTM JEROME,IDAHO on Monday, June 22, 2009 at 20:37:48 :
Mike,
My cousin in Gooding sent this to me:
Forget Rednecks....
This is what Jeff Foxworthy had to say about Idahoans!
~If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho
~If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho
~If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho
~If "vacation" means going to anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho
~If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho
~If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho
~If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho
~If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho
~If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho
~If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho
~If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho
~If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho
~If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Idaho
~If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your IDAHO friends,
You Definitely Live In Idaho!!!!!
Bill
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