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Posted by copey on Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 20:44:21 :
We at the Frankfony mint are offering for a limited time only the authentic power wagon ring. Yes, we have taken a complete original power wagon and melted down to manufacture these rings, covered in rich 24 karat gold, with the letters P W in silver embossed center of the rings face. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see those initials. Rings like these sell in stores for as much as nine hundred dollars in stores, but you can have yours for just three monthly payments of nine ninety-nine dollars, plus shipping and handling. But wait there is more, with each ring comes a certificate of authenticity that you can fill out your self, just like you did to get your power wagon a title. There’s more? Yes more, with each ring you get the secret handbook. This book contains a wealth of knowledge, the secret shake, this use full handshake will tell you in an immediately that you are greeting a fellow power wagon owner. You know instantly when you grip a fellow brother and his handshake is like he missed a downshift and vibrates. Also the secret power wagon language, your neighbor shows up in his new 4x4 to show it off to you, you say “great truck” but you secretly are saying to your fellow ring owners “ain’t no power wagon” Or the kid across the road comes over to show you his lift kit on his Toyota pick up .You turn to your fellow ring owner and say nice job on the lift kid but in power wagon lingo you and you fellow owners know your saying “ain’t no power wagon kid”. The universal power wagon distress signal, yes you have broken down in your power wagon but hey! Your not going to show it are you. With the simple instructions from our book and our ring on your finger, you can look cool and be broke down, standing in the distress mode help is on the way from another member, but on lookers just think your parked. Looking to expand your horizons, a new job, a bank loan who could refuse you wearing a authentic power wagon ring, every one will instantly know you’re a savvy guy when they see that P W ring. But wait there’s more! how can that possibly be ? Women! Yes, absolutely they will go crazy for you, once they see your power wagon ring, they realize you go low and slow, So let ‘s recap this deal , the solid power wagon ring in 24 k gold, the book of secrets and your own certificate of authenticity that you fill out, all for three payments of nine ninety nine dollars plus shipping and handling. Don’t delay supplies are limited, operators are standing by to take your call. Satisfaction guarantied ~ Copey
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