Posted by Arthur P. Bloom on Sunday, January 04, 2009 at 13:10:07 :
A little green tree to hang on the mirror of your SUV that smells like cigarette ash, wet dog, old leather, spilled beer, gun oil, and hot gear grease, with a little sweatshirt smell added in.
Then you can enjoy the PW experience anytime you're behind the wheel.
And if you order now, we'll throw in a CD with all the sounds of gear train crash, axle whine, rattling exhaust, carburetor sucking noises, and rushing wind.
The Deluxe Add-on includes a kit that disables the power steering and brakes upon the flick of a switch. (Some cutting and welding required.)
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