Posted by SUPRDUD on Monday, January 21, 2008 at 00:29:23 :
Offender : YOU!!!
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Date: Today
Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of The Computer TOO LONG!
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Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police,
have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the
computer TOO LONG!
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You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans,
wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up
straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a
minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
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Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel
syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts
NOW! Get off your chair - you'll thank us for it later.
We will be watching!!
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