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Posted by Chris Case @ San Diego on Friday, January 11, 2008 at 10:09:32 :
In Reply to: Scientific breakthrough posted by APB in Frigid NY on Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 20:53:39 :
Scientists at the Mierop Institute of Condiment Research today announced that a breakthrough has been made into tapping tomato bushes to attain ketchup sap. Dr. Mierop is expecting a greater yield than possible from Maple trees, since he can plant tomatoes between old trucks- the trucks will naturally feed the needed iron to the seedlngs. Thereby allowing the shareholders in the Mierop Institute to take tax write offs on teh trucks.