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Posted by Russ/Wyo on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 at 14:38:13 :
+80 F: people in Arizona break out their winter sweaters - people in Wyoming turn on the A/C.
+60 F: People in Virginia turn on the heat - people in Wyoming plant gardens.
+50 F: people in California shiver uncontrollably - people in Wyoming sunbathe.
+40 F: Italian and English cars won't start - people in Wyoming drive with the windows down.
+32 F: pure water freezes - the Green River begins to thicken.
+20 F: people in Florida put on winter coats, thermal underwear and wool hats - people in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 F: New England landlords finally turn on the heat - people in Wyoming have their last cookouts before it starts to get cold.
0 F: People in Miami all die of exposure - people in Wyoming close the windows.
-15 F: people in California all jet off to Southern Mexico - people in Wyoming get out their winter coats.
-25 F: Hollywood shatters from the cold - the Girl Scouts in Wyoming sell cookies door to door.
-40 F: Washington DC runs out of hot air - people in Wyoming let their dogs sleep indoors.
-100 F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole - people in Wyoming have difficulty starting their trucks.
-460 F: all atomic motion ceases (absolute zero) - people in Wyoming are saying "Cold enough for ya?"
-500 F: Hell freezes over - the University of Wyoming Cowboys finally win the Orange Bowl.
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