Posted by Clint Dixon on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 10:08:07 :
From the inbox of the email address I post under here, I receive about 30 SPAM emails a day. I never open or read any of these, but from the subject line, it appears that there are a lot of people out there who are needlessly obsessed about increasing the physical size of my junk.
I just do a quick visual scan of the senders and subject lines to make sure I am not missing any important Power-Wagon related messages and then I do a mass delete. However, one subject line caught my eye this morning and made me chuckle. I really can’t say for sure what the point was that they were trying to make as I deleted the email without reading the message, but it was apparent that someone has a sense of humor, albeit a somewhat warped one. I have removed key words and replaced them with blanks and descriptions, but the subject line basically read as such:
“She’ll be __________ (caught in a rain storm, stepping out of a bath, spilling a beverage on herself, opposite of dry) if she knows you’re _________ (carrying, transporting, hauling, preparing some personal effects for a long trip) a big ________ (processed and packaged meat product, Jimmy Dean’s are good for breakfast, one of my favorite pizza toppings).”
Junior
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