Ugg, you Levi's need a fith rivet.

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Posted by chriscase on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 10:38:55 :

In Reply to: Re: Olive Grey..... posted by Ugg (in Uggville) at IL on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 09:49:32 :

Jeans used to have a fifth rivet, right in the crotch where all the seams cross. It acts as the reciever and cancells the signals- the tin foil in your hat is acting like a parabolic amplifier, and if you don't have a reciever, it will actually make the signals stronger. You body length will put the rivet in just the right distance from the reflector. It has something to do with the "golden ratio", look up Phi on the net. Have you ever noticed how much clearer you think when you pee your pants? The moisture makes a better ground. Install the fifth rivet, and you can stop wetting your self.

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Re: Ugg, you Levi's need a fith rivet. - MoparNorm 11:16:08 03/28/2007

Re: Ugg, you Levi's need a fith rivet. - Gary Troxel 13:12:58 03/28/2007
- Is that what the voices told you? - chriscase 23:25:57 03/28/2007
  - Re: Is that what the voices told you? - Ugg (in Uggville) at IL 11:34:28 04/01/2007

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