Posted by CJ in AK on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 21:38:37 :
Twas da night before Christmas as I rolled down the road.
All da gears were a squealing, as I carried home the load.
Da Dodge she was loaded, to da hilt, with much care.
In hopes that da home, da old truck would get there.
When what before my wondrous eyes would appear.
A jolly old elf, a sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
Stuck deep in a ditch, clear up past da runner.
The reindeer exhausted, as Santa yelled gunner!
I pulled to da side, asked if he needed some aid.
He smiled at me, nodding, he was very delayed.
We grabbed the cable and spooled it off of da winch.
Hooked da chain up to Rudolph, without a small flinch.
Santa's eyes they did gleam by da wondrous sight.
The Dodge Power Wagon with all of it's power and might.
Pulled out of da ditch the old gaffer, his sleigh and da deer.
The elves with da presents in da sleigh they did cheer.
For not for da old Wagon there would be no Christmas this year.
I heard him exclaim as I drove out of sight.
Merry Christmas to all Dodgers and to all Dodgers Goodnight!
Merry Christmas! eh!