Posted by apb in NY on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 6:17PM :
I have been deputized by the SPSPWCP (Society for the Prevention of Scam Power Wagon Construction Practices).
My secretary, The lovely Mrs. Bloom, and I will be doing a site inspection of the FNPWR&MTBC (Frozen North Power Wagon Rebuilding and Maple Tree Bleeding Corp) facilities in order to dispel rumors that a certain Paul ("Sticky Paulie") Mierop actually has a brigade of elves working night and day on his "did it myself" projects.
More reports will be forthcoming as our fact-finding mission proceeds.
APB
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