Posted by apb (in NY) on Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 11:51AM :
Cancel the funeral plans! Don't send the flowers! And you wise-guys can especially forget about "consoling the widow"!
It ain't the mumps, it's a stone in a salivary gland, causing DSB (Deadly Spit Buildup).
They will be sending in a team of tiny plumbers, or however they do it, next week. Until then my home remedy is alcohol, taken internally, and liberally, to sooth the pain.
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