Posted by Judd on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:52AM :
>An Australian ventriloquist...........
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>An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small
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>village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
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>He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi "G'day,
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>mind if I talk to your dog?"
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>Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
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>Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
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>Dog: "Doin' all right."
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>Villager: (look of extreme shock)
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>Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the
>villager)
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>Dog: "Yep"
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>Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
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>Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
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>takes me to the lake once a week to play."
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>Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
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>Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
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>Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
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>Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
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>Horse: "Cool"
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>Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
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>Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
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>Horse: "Yep"
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>Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
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>Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
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>brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
>elements."
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>Villager: (total look of amazement)
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>Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
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>Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."
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