Re: Merry Christmas to all.


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Posted by Todd Wilson on Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 2:31PM :

In Reply to: Merry Christmas to all. posted by Mark C on Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 1:13PM :

For My Democrat Friend:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday
period, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect
for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or
their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also
wish
you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
that
America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America
in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to
actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others,
and
is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion
of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole
discretion of the wisher."

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!





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