Top Ten Reasons For Your Wife To Buy You A Power Wagon For Christmas!


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Posted by Dave Horvath on December 22, 1999 at 09:44:58:


10. The family dog can ride in the back, so as not to drool on her blouse going down the road.

9. It's cheaper than restoring a Porsche or Mercedes.

8. You can carry a Porsche or Mercedes in the box (for her, of course).

7. It'll keep you out of the bars on evenings and weekends (unless of course you have a keg tapped in the garage).

6. It's less expensive than therapy (of course you'll need that eventually as Power Wagon fever consumes your relationship).

5. You will no longer have any excuse not to visit your mother-in-law no matter what the weather.

4. It will be easy to explain the charges on your phone bill each month (generally to places like Iowa, Massachusetts, or possibly Oregon).

3. She and the kids will become a member of an elite group known as the Power Wagon Widows and Orphans.

2. It's cheaper than an affair, sort of.

1. You'll never get another speeding ticket!

Good Luck and Happy Holidays To All


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