Posted by apb on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 11:09PM :
In Reply to: Re: power wagon advertizer question posted by Gordon Maney on Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 10:43PM :
Your sacharine, soothing words of postal explanation offer no respite to the seriously addicted, hiding in plain sight amongst us.
There is no cure. We are no match for your splendid talents.
There is only the realization that somewhere, out there, a fiendish editor is hoarding the very lifeblood of thousands of faithful minions, who, eager for the slightest hint and murmur of their evil overlord's linguistic talents, suffer the cruelest of fates.
It is The Mailbox Tango, an ordeal of impatience known only to the mainliners of "T-137", the most insidious of drugs.
They crawl, they thrash, they writhe, in the agony that results from weeks of deprivation, waiting, glassy-eyed, drooling and filthy in their own miserable self-loathing.
Please, Oh Gordon, heal us, once again, with thine mechanical paradigms, and morsels of tailgatish prose...
(Ooops, sorry, GM, got a bit carried away there.)
APB
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