Posted by Paul Cook on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:11PM :
In Reply to: Drivel for the... ummm... "veteran" crowd... posted by Dana on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 3:23PM :
Winter story by vintage, "veteran", veteran.
When I was 18, my friends and I loved to play in the snow. It didn't matter that it was only 18 degrees outside. We didn't want to ruin our shoes by getting them soaked so we didn't wear any. A shirt got wet and was just a cold thing so we didn't wear them either.
Now that I am a vintage, "veteran", veteran I have learned that no man should be in air temperatures that are lower than his age. That number for me gives me the choice of living on the rim of an active volcano or in Hell itself.
Say what you will, I'm happy to be a "has been" and don't mind the comments of a "never was".
One more thing you young whippersnapper... If I threw out my worst 10,000 hours of making love, I would still have more great hours than you will ever dream of. And my hours do not involve anything inflatable.
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