Posted by Fred Coldwell on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 7:43PM :
In Reply to: Re: Yo Fred posted by Clint Dixon on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 7:11PM :
Clint: Here's a sweet deal you can't afford to miss. I have a packet of 100 genuine DCPD belt pulley seeds that I will sell you. These potent seeds will grow real good in that deep, rich Illinois soil you live on. Plant them in the spring, fertilize them with BS (don't use water cause they'll rust fast to the ground), oil them regularly from above so they'll sprout upward, and harvest them in the late Fall. A good crop is worth a bushel load of money. They come with a genuine reproduction instruction manual. See your Senator about farming subsidies for this crop program. In fact, our Gubumint might even pay you for not growing them! Only $95,000 for the whole packet, so you can triple your money come Fall; or trade them for more neat shift knobs. If interested, you can wire the purchase price to my offshore bank account number ......
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