Posted by Eric B. on Monday, November 18, 2002 at 6:37PM :
In Reply to: Admit it Eric - you took that mattress tag off too posted by Col. Juan Almonte on Monday, November 18, 2002 at 6:21PM :
Uh oh!
Anybody got a place I can hide until the statute of limitations is up for the Mattress police?
I don't want to go to Mattress jail! (what is that like anyway, do you get to jump on the bed all day?)
Seriously though, if I was worried about my tag collection, do you think I would post it on a public forum?
My girlfriend was doing some research on old laws, and found some interesting things;
It is illegal to have sex with a Virginal female in WA state, even if you are married to her! Just think of all the cops lined up outside the delivery rooms at the hospital, proof that you have broken the law!
It is illegal to herd sheep in DC, but it is ok to herd cows and pigs.
I guess if we can ignore all those married virgins having sex, we can ignore me tearing off the mattress tag, and other minor violations.
:-)
Eric