Posted by Thor on November 19, 1998 at 20:33:20:
I was taking a drive in my recently purchased 1941 dodge power wagon up to a secluded spot at medicine lake, when a 3 point
Buck jumped out in front of me. I figured, with me driving a power wagon, the world's most durable truck, I could drive right
Through the ignorant son-of-a-bitch. It hit the heavy duty bumper my dad built for the power wagon and rolled it up on the
Hood, covering the already small windshield. I could have slowed down alright but i was going up hill and around a corner.
Unbeknownst to me i got a little too close to the edge and rolled the truck 7 times on its side. When it was done rolling, I
Kicked open the door and found it was on its wheels. I kind of dumped my self out of the truck and laid on my back for
About minutes, to gather my thoughts. On the drivers side was a hill of obsideon,( the same stuff the local native Americans
Made their arrow heads out of, way back when) and on the other side a shear cliff with no chance of escaping. So I climbed
Back in the power wagon, while i gritted my teeth and cranked it over until it fired up. I pulled the little green lever on the
Floor to engage the four wheel drive. I turned the wheel with what little strength I had left and up the obsideon hill we
Went. The tires of course blew out and i was just spinning on the rims. Then I remembered I had the spare tow chains tied
Onto the spare tire holder. I slowly wrapped them through the widowmaker split rims to give me traction. Slowly but
Surely i made to the top and stopped. That poor little truck had had the shit kicked out of it and it still ran. I cut off apiece
Of venison and cooked it on the flat six head. I snacked on it the entire bumpy ride home. When i got in my girl friend was
Looking all over for me and when she saw what brought her boy friend back from near death, she fell to her knees and
Kissed it just as i had only minutes before. I had three broken ribs, a torn spleen, a cracked skull, a trashed power wagon
And I still feel I came out lucky.