Posted by Fifth Bea'le on Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 3:42PM :
In Reply to: wanted: submarine posted by skipper on Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 12:24PM :
Skipper,
I Forgot to Remember to Forget that when I was in England a while back, I saw a Yellow Submarine in a junkyard off some little street -- I think it was called Penny Lane. It's in the middle of Nowhere Man, at the end of a long and Winding Road, but you can't miss it, it's right past some Strawberry Fields that have been there Forever beside a bar called Maxwell's Silver Hammer (BTW, the bar has a pretty good band fronted by a former NCO named Pepper).
I'm pretty sure the place is open Eight Days a Week, but if they're closed when you get there, ask around for a Lady named Madonna -- she sometimes watches the place for the owners to make ends meet. They don't have a junkyard dog, but the place does have Three Cool Cats. But don't trespass 'cause Happiness is a Warm Gun.
If you go, you can Drive My Car, but only if you're a Day Tripper. Otherwise, you can get a Ticket to Ride a bus or train or something.
Of course, by now the Yellow Submarine may be Back in the USSR, but don't try to trade for it 'cause the owner will say, "Money (That's what I Want).You Never Give me Money."
Don't think they have any Power Wagons or other Dodges left -- Gordon from the WWII Dodge site has probably snapped them all up.
Hello Goodbye,
I am the Walrus and I Feel Fine and I'll Follow the Sun
The End
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