Posted by Milo in Pa [173.245.54.12] on Sunday, April 10, 2016 at 18:00:45 :
In Reply to: Where's your Ferrari? posted by Jerry in Idaho [162.158.68.47] on Sunday, April 10, 2016 at 13:46:53 :
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for
$65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no
discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her,
how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the
keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See
you later, grandpa.”
Never mess with the elderly!