Re: legacy - the japan of the power wagon world


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Posted by jerryinidaho [24.49.176.137] on Saturday, January 24, 2015 at 16:49:07 :

In Reply to: legacy - the japan of the power wagon world posted by mannyc [173.77.217.68] on Saturday, January 24, 2015 at 05:42:43 :

I thought this would apply here, until I read #7. But it's still pretty funny.

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."



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