Posted by Chris Lube Lublin on Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 1:29AM :
In Reply to: Just for laughs..... posted by Henri on Friday, July 27, 2001 at 6:04PM :
you Might be a Power Wagon NUT if:
YOur newest vehicle is a 1971 Dodge W-300
You have 9.00X16 NDT tires as driveway makers burried 1/2 way and painted white at the end of your driveway.
Your ride for good fuel economy is either your 69 W-100 with slant six or a M-37 with a diesel installed.
You consider any transfer case that aint a twin stick too modern for your liking!
your Trucks dont leak...they just mark their territory!
www.dodgepowerwagon.com is your internet start page
The only pair of radial tires you have ever owned are the 38 inch super swampers on your M-37 trail buggie.
you have never owned a rim that was not split....
You think that Helitool is modernizing the Power wagon too much..
The only time you ever hear FORD is when your talking about buying the Fording kit for your M-37
You constantly have to tell people that your WC, Power Wagon or M-37s is not a Jeep On Steroids.
You can arc weld on the sheetmetal (or shall I say sheet steel) and never burn a hole thru it.
Your childern dont have a college fund, but you have a "save a rusty Power Wagon fund"
Your dream rig is a WC 62 or WC63 6X6...
You have several trucks..One for each task. The WORK truck is the '56 C-3PW with a snow plow, GIn pole, flatbed and dual rear wheels, the Daily driver is the 59 W-200, the hunting truck is a M-37 with a dog box in the back, cammo paint, super swampers and a HUGE winch...The Family car is either a W-200 Crew Cab, a WC Caryall, or a Power Wagon town Wagon. The Sunday go to meeting truck is the 60 W300M restored, the truck with the most modern conveinences is the 68 WM-300 with the padded dash. The rusted old beater is some odd concoction that was made from a WWII Command car...
If your last words on the phone with Dave and VPW are "put it on my tab, I will catch up with you later.."
Your mailbox post is made from a WWII WC axle housing.
Now..You might be a Power Wagon redneck if:
You have a house that is mobile, but 13 Power Wagons that aint.
all of your 21 Power Wagons are each brush painted a diffent shade of cammoflauge...
If I come up with more, I will post them.
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