We need a Haloween Candy Czar to Investigate....


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Posted by johnseidts [96.234.130.16] on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 at 19:27:08 :

In Reply to: Obama's America. OT posted by The Dodge Boys [173.49.177.214] on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 at 18:46:35 :

You identified the first problem, but there is much, much more.

Was that candy given a proper safety screening?

Does he have a terrorism plan in the event of a terrorist act during candy delivery?

Is he offering non-candy snacks for those who don't consume candy for religious or dietary reasons?

Does he have a plan to ensure that candy-income is properly distributed amongst those who receive it, and that those who need subsidy for their candy income receive that amount of candy specified in government tables according to poverty level?

Is his candy accessible to people covered by the Americans with Disabilities Act?

Is there a possibility that he gave out the candy with a race-based slant?

Did he pay the "Distribute Candy" License Application Fee and is he displaying the proper candy license?

Is he taking steps to ensure the candy was purchased equitably so that a minority contractor could benefit from his candy purchase?

Did he provide properly apportioned positions for Republicans, Democrats, Green Party, and Un-registered voter representatives on his candy distribution committee?

Did George Bush cause his negative issues with candy distribution?

Finally, and most importantly, did he take care to provide a statement recognizing the non-secular nature of candy delivery, and offering soothing, reaching words to those who are vehemently against candy distribution?



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