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Posted by copey [206.80.248.45] on Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 10:34:01 :
Since this is a fresh forum I have a fresh story for you all . Last month the doctor gave me those samples of the male enhancement drug . Now they have been bouncing around in the glove box some time .I was in the glove box looking for a receipt and they came back to my attention , being a man of adventure, things began to add up quick . I started figuring I could take one of those male enhancement pills and show Mrs Copey “who’s your daddy now” .Reading the instructions carefully this time ,this is a premeditated thing ,needing a forty five minute “staging time” .So bed time is around nine pm I drop the bomb at 20.00 hours blast off at 21.00 hours .I am performing a bit feeling pretty confident , show time is about to happen .Holy geeze at 20.30 hours nothing ! Ten minutes later things are really starting to happen , with my diabetes and neuropathy my feet are dead ,no feeling and no movement in the toes .Like a miracle I start to have a little sensation in my left foot .Not being the medical type of guy to get a grip on this “feeling in my left foot” ,I just figure it’s some side effect of the pill .Now there is a painful discomfort , like a cramp ,and its bad .I kick off the blankets ,my big toe on my left foot is sticking straight up .Its bent back over ninety degrees from the normal . Now out of bed ,and standing up on the left foot and trying to bend the sticking up toe ,down with the weight of my right foot it aint happening . Mrs Copey is now concerned on my hopping around the bedroom moaning in pain and standing on my own foot . I give her a B S “story leg cramp” old people get that often .Two hours go by I try icing the toe ,I am soaking the foot in cold water ,nothing Mr big toe is still standing . With unbearable pain ,my cursing ,I limp out to the truck for the instructions ,and begin reading side effects part of the instruction . I am in to the warnings and of course there it is again ,”if any ill effects …….. seek medical attention .Now at midnight the toe is still standing straight up ,the pain is terrible . I am leaning toward going to emerg ,but how the heck could I explain this .I know all the staff on midnights and I know this .Despite all the oaths and pledges of confidentiality ,this story ,would be out of the hospital and on the party line before I got out .Some of the hospital staff might call friends and neighbors to come see this toe .Small town mentality you know .So I just sat it out waiting ,but true to the word of the manufacture it did make some thing stand up for four hours ~ Copey
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