Posted by Doug Higgins on Monday, November 20, 2000 at 14:48:16:
In Reply to: WECOME BACK AL ! and CONGRADULATIONS posted by R Davis on Sunday, November 19, 2000 at 18:45:07:
Hey R. Davis!
I realize it is out of the topic, but your expression about the pigs reminded me of one of my favorite TRUE stories. Let me be brief. We used to go to the pig farm next door to my Dad's ranch just to see the big ol' pigs. One time this BIG ol' Boar (The Boy) was eating this big honkin' watermelon they just threw to the pigs. Then this BIG ol' sow went to his right side and tried get into that watermelon. He pushed her away. The sow went to the other side to get some watermelon. He aggressively pushed her away. After a few tries on each side, she went to the rear of the boar and a note about the male/boar anatomy: The testicles are BIG and protrude obnoxiousy out the rear. Well, she (that Sow) went back there and BIT them! That boar took off SCREAMING all the way accross the yard and the Sow leasurly went over and started to eat the watermelon. We were in hysterics. However, I did turn to my wife and say "Don't get any ideas!"