Posted by Dr. R.S. Cranium on August 07, 2000 at 00:05:52:
In Reply to: Elvis' Eleventy Three Lives! posted by M. Treseite on August 05, 2000 at 19:13:45:
Dear Mr. T.,
Your "Elvis Theory" sounds very plausible, indeed. In my previous report, I inadvertantly omitted one small detail. My colleague had with him a Geiger counter which did in fact go BALLISTIC when we were near this mysterious machine! We dismissed the reading to a measurement of radiation from the plethora of mine tailings in the area. Maybe it was fallout we had picked up! Maybe it explains why the guy driving it seemed so bizarre in his mannerisms, and so adament in his disdain for tourists & other people in general.
I have recently sold my Psychiatry practice so as to devote 100% of my energies to getting to the bottom of this anomaly.
My apologies to the patients who will no longer be under my care : Aaron A., Brad Z., Paul C., et.al.
In my twilight years now, there's no time for babysitting anymore. I'm not too old yet to do whatever it takes to see & possibly even posess the fabled WC 'leventy-three.
Until next time, I still am,
the Good Doctor