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Posted by ed on Monday, January 14, 2008 at 17:05:27 :
1/10/08 22:15
Cable News Network News Brief :
In an unexpected News Brief today, Moose Creek Maple Products announced they would be closing their doors today, and the end of a generation’s old business with in the next 48 hours. This unexpected announcement sent shock waves through t out the Maple Syrup Industry . Pork Belly and Orange Juice trading continued to be strong, but Maple Syrup futures seam uncertain now with this turn of events.
Both Log Cabin ™ and Aunt Jemima ™ stocks did take a turn for the better this afternoon, over all Maple Syrup futures appear uncertain. Aunt Jemima was quotes today in a News Conference , “ I’m happy for Paul , we hope him the best, but now with his quality product gone, the consumer will have to settle for a second best product. “
Speculation has been running wild today to this unexpected announcement by Moose Creek Maple Syrup. Rumors, and an unidentified informant to CNN attribute today’s announcement by the owner of Moose Creek Maple products to stop production and close the business to an addiction to a National Cult only know as “FFPW” . This reporter is still trying under cover information to this Cult, and future reports will be forth coming.
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