Posted by A P B in Tropical N Y on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 10:17:27 :
I had a fender bender this morning. I go to see if the other guy is OK, and he jumps out of his car. Turns out he's a dwarf. Great.
He walks over to me and says "You know, pal, I'm not happy."
So I say "Oh, really? Then which one are you?"
That's when he hit me in the knee with a tire iron.
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