Our border control problem.....


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Posted by Kinky Friedman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:12PM :

As many of you know I'm running for Governor down in Texas, and I have a plan for our border control problem there. It's simple, I call it my "Five Mexican Generals plan", here's how it works....It's a two-part plan for
the border ... First we reinstate the Bracero program, where Mexican
workers can get green cards and work here legitimately ... then comes
my Five Mexican Generals plan, which was suggested to me by my adviser
on border issues, former Texas Ranger Joaquin Jackson. We divide the
border into five jurisdictions, assign each one to a Mexican general,
and put two million dollars into bank accounts that we control, one for
each general. Then, each time we catch an illegal crossing through a
general's jurisdiction, we withdraw five thousand dollars from that
account. That'll solve the problem ... The Hispanic activists I've
talked to say it's crazy enough that it just might work ... Thank you
gentlemen, and remember, WWWRD--What Would Will Rogers Do!"

Kinky




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