Posted by CJ Meier on December 08, 1999 at 13:22:40:
It was late that night as we walked on to the street. we felt so close and alone, I was glad my wife and I took this time to be away from home.
Out of the dark he came, and stood in the light. He said, don't be afraid, I don't want your cash or your life. Just give me your Dodge Powerwagon or your wife.
My Dodge Powerwagon or my wife. Are you for real? Did I hear you right.
My mind began to consider, my choices in a flash. Thank God he didn't want my life or even my precious cash.
My Dodge Powerwagon or my wife. The choices were clear all right.
My Dodge Powerwagon, yes was a thing of beauty, her lines were clear. From wheels up, or front to back, right down to her rear view mirror.
The torque of the engine was also a factor. As for my wife she hated my truck. She said, it's too big and sounds like a tractor.
Well in those few seconds I had made the choice of my life. As I drove away in my truck, I'll never forget that poor smuck who's stuck with my darling sweet wife.
Yes, it was late that night as we walked on to the street, we felt so close and alone, I'm glad we had taken that time to be away from home.
Yes, life is sweet, and that's the big factor. But life is much more sweeter, when you drive a big truck, that sound like tractor.
Just in fun, That is all, The End.