Posted by Crusty Old Arthur (in NY) on Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 2:35PM :
In Reply to: Hey APB,... posted by Rob Blair on Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 1:55PM :
Insult rate card (updated as of 14 Aug 2005):
Please add the appropriate per-centage surcharge to all quoted prices.
Surcharges are cumulative, unless otherwise noted.
Family member insult - 2%
(includes pets)
Product reliabilty/business practice insult - 5%
General comments about personal truck color choices, political candidate choices, or personal beer choices - 10%
Speculative messages as to what the "P" stands for - 12%
Remarks about anything at all from ill-bred, illiterate, snot-nosed, rock crawling, toothless, drooling goobers - 15%
All surcharges are subject to change on a whim (mine).
COAPB
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