Posted by Randy Baker on Friday, August 05, 2005 at 6:43PM :
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 50 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon estimates this mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
Power Wagon content: The pickup they are talking about is a Power Wagon. :-)
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