Posted by Judd on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:00PM :
In Reply to: Re: O/O/O/O/O/O/Topic... posted by David N. Lundstrom on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:07AM :
Congrats Miss Becky
We at Flatulence Anon would like to take this time to invite you to join our little group, meetings are held in well ventilated area's changed every week (as we hope your shorts are as well) Smoking is prohibited as the flame from matches and or lighters tend to make our members nervous (for obvious reasons).
We here at Flatulence Anon are steeped in tradition, one of our most time honered traditions is that new members must fart on their spouses head in front of the group, kind of an initiation if you will. I know what your thinking...."But my husband is so big, how will I ever hold him down?"....
Have no fear Miss Becky there are more than enough volunters right here on the forum who would be more then happy to assist you by holding your husband down to allow you the pleasure of this initiation! We might even join in!
Sincerly yours in gas (were SO proud of you!)
Judd