Posted by Dana on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:42AM :
This is so far off-topic it's not even funny! (Well... it's sort of funny...)
My wife just had surgery, and one of the criteria for her to be able to go home was - she had to fart. Now, I (along with most of you here I'm sure) could have gone home within minutes of surgery, but she couldn't for several days. (Women!...) So she called me the other night on the phone, "I FARTED!!" Oh - JOY!! Not since my wedding or the births of my children have I been sooo proud of her. (*sniff*...)
Now, she's planning on being in Fairfield in June. SO... (I've occasionally been known to be somewhat ornery to her) make sure if you meet her or see her, to congratulate her on farting. Or tell her something about "Great Job of Farting!!" She'll thank me later. I'm sure.
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