Liberals, Conservatives and Alaskans


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Posted by CJ in AK on Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 4:46PM :

You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge
double edged hunting knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, raises the knife, and charges you.

You pull your Glock 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family. What do you do?

A. Liberal's response:

Well, that's not enough information to answer
the questions! Does the man look poor or
oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack? Could we run
away? What does my wife think? What do my small
children think? Could I possibly swing my gun
like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Why
am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send? Is it possible he'd
be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me? If I were to grab
his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he's stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need
to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior. This is so
confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days and try to come up with a
consensus.

B. Conservative's response:

BANG!

C. Alaskan's Response:

BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!
click, click, click, sounds of
reloading)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still
moving. What do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right, Dad. I saw it, too." BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!
click.....

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips?"




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