Pirates wearing gloves while winching C(^;b


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Posted by DAvid on April 16, 1999 at 09:19:48:

Following on the heels of my hand v. winch story...
A landlubber is sitting in a bar when a man, obviously a pirate
walks in. It is obvious that the newcomer is a priate because he
has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye
patch (and says Arrrrrrr! frequently)
The landlubber starts up an conversation with the
pirate during which the conversation turns to the
pirate's missing body parts.
The landlubber asked the pirate how he lost his leg
and the pirate stated that he haad lost it in a sea
battle off Jamaica.
When the 'lubber asked him how he'd lost his hand,
the pirate said he'd lost it in a capstan winch off
Tortola.
When the 'lubber asked how he'd lost his eye, the
pirate said he'd been sleeping on the beach and a
seagull had flown over and pooped in his eye. The
landlubber said "come on. How'd a seagull pooping in
your eye cost you your eyeball?" The pirate said
"It was the mornin' after I got me hook"


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