Posted by Brian in Oregon on Friday, July 11, 2003 at 3:02PM :
Woe be unto him who installeth the spawn of Satan Chevrolet engine into thine Dodge. Eternal damnation of fire and brimstone await those who succumb to this vile and villainous blashemous treachery. Evil doings await thou who trespass upon the sanctity of the Holy Powerwagon. A plague of tire rot, body rust and squeaks that cannot be identified will infest thee. Thy radiator will runneth over. Thou canst roll up thine windows. Batteries will lose their Holy Spirit. Thine muffler will fall off and drag upon thy pavement during a parade. Mice wilst infest thy seatcushions. The unwashed masses will forever call thine M37 a Jeep for even contemplating such wicked sinfulness.
Turn away now from Satan my bretheran. Embrace the Dodge engine and partake of its goodness.
For thine is the Kingdom, the Powerwagon and the Glory forever.
Amen.
High Priest Brian in Oregon, Church of the Holy Powerwagon
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