Posted by MoparNorm on Monday, June 09, 2003 at 11:13PM :
In Reply to: I have a question.... posted by Jonas on Monday, June 09, 2003 at 11:24AM :
When I first went on-line most posters at forums used 'handles' similar to CB names. Part of this I think was due to the fact that it was fun to pick out names and again partly due to the fact that the technology at the time allowed hacking of all your personal information by any inmate in the maximum security wing at Molestor State Prison. So being a young, extremly attractive woman, who lives alone at 3742 Pine, I decided that protecting my identity would be the safest bet for all of those lonely nights, alone at home, where I have nothing to do but count my money and put it in the third closet of the back bedroom, under the stairs, since I don't trust banks either. After undergoing my successful sex change operation, I changed my political party affiliation to Republican, I further wanted to hide my identity so I changed my name from Norma Gugalinsky to MoparNorm. No one would have known, until Hollister, where unbeknownst to me, Marty got into my wardrobe and found my stunning pink Power Wagon top. (Doesn't he look dashing in it?) Oh I digress, anyway that is why I use a 'handle' so I know that my past identity is safe and no one will ever know about my past. Dave, how about that beer??
(Don't worry Joe, the check is in the mail already!!! ha!ha!)